Joke of the Day (Updated Every School Day)

Updated: May 20

05/20 Q: Why did the Frog take the bus to work? A: Because his car got toad.

05/19 Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honeycombs.

05/18 Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves to sleep? A: A dino-snore.

05/17 Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? A: He just needed more space.

05/13 Q: What do sprinters eat before the race? A: Noting, they fast.

05/12 Q: What do dogs in construction specialize in? A: Roofing.

05/11 Q: Where do fish sleep? A: In the Riverbed

05/10 Q: What did the hat say to the other hat? A: "You wait here. I'll go on a head."

05/06 Q: How do you make a Pirate furious? A: Take away the P

05/05 Q: Why did the bike fall over? A: It was two tired

05/04 Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed

05/03 Q: Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? A: To draw blood

04/30 Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: A investigator

04/29 Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck

04/28 Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor A: It didn't peel well

04/27 Q: What does a house wear? A: Address

04/26 Q: When does a joke become a dad joke? A: When it becomes apparent

04/22 Q: What type of dog does Dracula have? A: A bloodhound

04/21 Q: How does a Hamburger introduce his wife? A: Meat Patty

04/20 Q: What do you call a cold dog? A: A Chilli Dog

04/15 Q: What do you call a snobby, lying businessman going down the stairs? A: A Con descending.

04/14 Q: What type of tree can fit in your hand? A: A Palmtree

04/13 *SAT day sorry*

04/12 Q: What do you call a lonely piece of cheese? A: Provolone

04/09 Q: What key opens a banana? A: A Mon-key

04/08 Q: What type of car does a sheep have? A: A Lamb-Orghini

04/07 Q: What type of car does an egg have? A: A Yolkswagen

04/06 Q: How do computers eat food? A: With MegaBytes

04/05 Q: What type of dog does a chemist have. A: A lab

04/02 Doctor: "I'm sorry to say this but, your DNA is backward." Patient: "And?"

04/01 Q: What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A: A satisfactory

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